Monday, December 21, 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

'Why are you helping me?'  
-Because it's the right thing to do.
'You need a pilot.'
 - I need a pilot. 

Year: 2015
Director:
J.J. Abrams

Writers: Lawrence Kasdan, Michael Arndt, J.J. Abrams

Starring:  Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac

Goodness: 3,5/5
Weirdness: 2/5
Content warnings: Some violence
Best about it: Beautifully made. I loved the landscapes and outfits.
How did I felt: Entertained. Plot was quite predictable, but nice to watch anyway.

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Bunny The Killer Thing

Year: 2015
Director:
Joonas Makkonen

Writers: Joonas Makkonen, Miika J. Norvanto
Starring: Hiski Hämäläinen, Enni Ojutkangas, Veera W. Vilo, Jari Manninen, Roope Olenius, Vincent Tsang

Content warnings: k18 violence and nudity
Best about it:Laughing my ass off. Nice combination of splatter, drama and comedy.
How did I felt: Better than expected, very proud this came from Finland.

Goodness: 4/5
Weirdness: 4/5

Photos borrowd from: http://bunnythekillerthing.com/gallery/

If you want to see this movie, check out: http://bunnythekillerthing.com/

Thursday, October 8, 2015

God Bless America

America has become a cruel and vicious place. We reward the shallowest, the dumbest, the meanest and the loudest. We no longer have any common sense of decency. No sense of shame.

 Year: 2011
Director: Bobcat Goldthwait
Writer:  Bobcat Goldthwait
Starring: Joel Murray, Tara Lynne Barr, Mackenzie Brook, Melinda Page Hamilton, Rich McDonald

Content warnings: Violence
Best about it:Social critisism represented entertaining way
How did I felt:Kind of victorious,entertained

Goodness: 4/5
Weirdness: 3,5/5

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Seven Psychopaths


Year: 2012
Director: Martin McDonagh
Writer: Martin McDonagh 
Starring: Colin Farrell, Woody Harrelson, Sam Rockwell, Abbie Cornish, Christopher Walken, Michael Pitt, Long Nguyen


Goodness: 4,5/5
Weirdness: 3,5/5
Content warnings: Some violence and adult content
Best about it: Great actors and cute dogs, nice atmosphere
How did I felt: Entertained

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Kung fury




Short movie crowd funded through Kickstarter. Screenshots taken from the official movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

Year: 2015
Director: David Sandberg
Writer: David Sandberg
Starring: David Sandberg, Jorma Taccone, Leopold Nilsson, Andreas Cahling, Erik Hörnqvist, Eleni Young, Helene Ahlson, Per-Henrik Arvidius, Eos Karlsson, David Hasselhoff
 

Goodness: 4/5  
Weirdness: 4/5  
Content warnings: Violence
Best about it: Thor, ninjas, hitler and David Hassekhoff in a same movie. 2 hours of this would be boring but 30 minutes, why not
How did I felt: Entertained.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Mad Max: Fury road

It is hard to know who is more crazy, me or everyone else


Year: 2015
Director: George Miller
Writers: George Miller, Brendan McCarthy, Nick Lathouris
Starring: Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Josh Helman
What is this about: Sequel of Mad Max movie trilogy which was made 70's and 80's. Fury road happens in the similar post apocalyptic wasteland but it is only losely based on earlier movies.

Goodness: 4/5
Weirdness: 3,5/5
Content warnings: Violence
Best about it: Humans used as blood bags and milking machines, visually nice, 3D worked quite well in this one. Also made me laugh many times.
How did I felt: Entertained.

Monday, May 4, 2015

Holy Mountain

Year: 1973
Director: Alejandro Jodorowsky
Writer: Alejandro Jodorowsky
Starring: Alejandro Jodorowsky, Horacio Salinas, Zamira Saunders,
Juan Ferrara
Whats is this about: Surrealistic road movie about trip to the holy mountain, searching enlightenment

Content warnings: Violence, adult content
Best about it: Visuality, use of imagination
How did I felt: This is awful and this is nice.
Goodness: 3/5
Weirdness: 5/5

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Cheap Thrills

Year: 2013
Director: E.L. Katz
Starring: Pat Healy, Ethan Embry, Sara Paxto, David Koechner, Amanda Fuller
Whats is this about: After losing his job and having finalcially problems automechanic ends up spending an evening with old friend in a some kind of twisted competitive truth or dare game

Content warnings: Violence, sex, nudity
Best about it: Really intense and thoughful movie
How did I felt: Shocked. Laughed few times but little bit disstressed all the time. Cried in the end.
Goodness: 4,5/5
Weirdness: 5/5

Chappie


Year: 2015
Director: Neill Blomkamp
Writer: Neill Blomkamp, Terri Tatchell
Starring: Sharlto Copley, Dev Patel, Hugh Jackman, Yo-Landi Visser, Jose Pablo Cantillo
What is this about: Former police robot gets re-programmed and gains ability to think and feel

Goodness: 4/5
Weirdness: 2/5
Content warnings: Some violence
Best about it :Easy to watch, easy to laugh in all the wrong scenes, not a mind blowing but very nice sci-fi thing to see. I loved characters in this.
How did I felt: Entertained

Monday, April 20, 2015

How to be a man

 screenshots taken from original trailer

'Ever heard of deathrow? They get to eat what ever they want; ice cream ans steak. This is my icecreamsteak.'

Year: 2013
Director:
Chadd Harbold
Starring: Gavin McInnes, Liam Aiken, Megan Neuringer, Helen Rogers

Goodness: 4,5/5
Weirdness: 2/5
Content warnings: Sex, nudity, violence
Best about it: Made me laugh but wasn't just a basic romantic comedy, dark and twisted enough
How did I felt: Positively suprised